My haircut is so horrible I could cry. Please, please go somewhere else!

If you are flaming gay then this is the place to get your hair cut. They really gay you up here. When they got done with me I looked like I was ready to cruise the bathrooms at Piedmont Park. I wish I could sue them!

Once I got home I was able to fix my hair a little, now it just looks like a got a really bad haircut that is ridiculously short and it looks like I have a toupee.

Not everyone in this town is gay for God's sake. So why can't they just give you a regular hair cut.